.--------. |MORONICA| `--------' written by Paul Draper and Mansun used courtesy of Polygram Music .crded by David Nattriss This version of Moronica can be found on the EP "TWO EP" on Parlophone Records. See http://www.mansun.co.uk/dave/discography.html for details CHORDS USED =========== Am7 C D D7 Dm Em F EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02010 x32010 xx0232 xx0212 xx0231 022000 133211 INTRO ===== E |----|-----0---0-0---2--|------------------| B |----|-----1---1-1---3--|------------------| G |-0h-|-2-----2----------|------------------| E |-----0---0-0---2--|-----0---------3--|-5--| B |-----1---1-1---3--|---------1--------|----| G |-2-----2----------|-----------2-0----|----| Am7 D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 Am7 D7 VERSE 1 ======= Am7 D 2 foot long and your neck keeps growing Am7 D 10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing Am7 D 25 grand and you work 3 hours Am7 D 15 girls through a hole in your trousers C D Bigger, better, faster, more Am7 D You're much more cooler than you were before C D Bigger, better, cooler than me Am7 D You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea CHORUS ====== Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been asking you please D7 Please Moronica stay Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been telling you please D7 Moronica haze Dm For so long Em F For so long you've listened to me VERSE 2 ======= Am7 D You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin Am7 D You've had more stiltskins than Rumplestiltskin Am7 D You think you're cooler than all the Roses Am7 D Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses C D Bigger, better, faster, more Am7 D You're much more cooler than you were before C D Bigger, better, cooler than me Am7 D You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea CHORUS ====== Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been telling you please D7 Moronica stay Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been asking you please D7 Moronica haze Dm For so long Em F For so long you've listened to me BRIDGE ====== Am7 D7 How could you forget your faith Am7 D7 How could you forget your faith Am7 I've been telling you so long C Please don't go Em In my face D This will be the place CHORUS ====== Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been telling you please D7 Moronica stay Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been asking you please D7 Moronica haze Dm For so long Em F For so long you've listened to me VERSE 3 ======= Am7 D You've got more halos than Simon Templar Am7 D You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer Am7 D Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's Am7 D Your face is covered in cheap mascara Am7 D 2 foot long and your neck keeps growing Am7 D 10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing Am7 D 25 grand and you work 3 hours Am7 D F 15 girls through an hole in your trousers, yeah ACOUSTIC CHORUS =============== Dm F Am7 D Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been telling you please D7 Moronica stay Dm For so long F Am7 For so long I've been asking you please D7 Moronica haze Dm For so long Em F For so long you've listened to me