Lyrics

Na na na nah na nah na na

One, two, three

Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na nah

I'm sick of all this scratching around
I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
He's the queen of all the shops where he shops
And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen
Skin of a nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate
Claudia Farmgate

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet

He only wants to get in your kecks
So he can carry out his own little test
He only wants to get in your pants
Because he knows that you've played in a band
Skin of a nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope Cheapskate
Claudia Farmgate

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet

Mavis she knows
Mavis she knows
She's got all these things around her
All things to no men
She see you in hell
I'll go shopping instead
He will send his centipede to sort ya'
He's stretched it out to make it two feet taller

We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meet

Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na na na nah na nah na na
Na nah

I'm gonna sit on my own, maybe all alone
I'm gonna lie on the couch, 'cos I won't go out
She'll take it easy again, ending up in hell
Just like the scum of the Earth, but I'll crash here first

We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever

Yeah, oh, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, I don't wanna talk about it

She's gonna get herself out from her plastic town
She's gonna get out her house, gonna get down South
She'll take it easy again, she'll end up in hell
She's only playing the game, change her name again

We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever
We're all in this together
Ski Jump Nose forever
We're all in this together

Yeah, oh, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, oo, I don't wanna talk about it

Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak
Nik nak paddy wak, Chad's got an anorak

Glad you're tuned to Ski Jump Nose, so come on down and
Hide our shame, you love, you love the fame

Bigger head, you got no bread in our house
Now look how you have got like this

Now they sleep in seperate bedrooms
Since they missed the jackpot on Family Fortunes Yeah, oh yeah

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
You buy a box and call it home

You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
Been a Secret Lemonade Drinker, wanker, oh, oh-oh

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

Wake up and look at all these things I bring you
Living on the handouts you collect in a cake tin

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

How long, how long to go
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

You make my skin crawl
You make my eyes sore
You make my nose bleed
You make my cup weep

You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me

You make my throat sick
You make my words stick
You make my mouth spit
You make my lip rip

You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me

You're just a common thief, thief to me
You're just a common thief to me, to me, to me
To me, oh, to me

All words written by Paul Draper, used courtesy of Polygram Music