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All come crashing down, your desperate icon
Am I a god, or am I Jesus
You can't deny that your shit just tastes as sweet as mine
If I start this small debate the centre of the universe is up for sale
Standing in the lantern light,
If I feel God watching me, I control the actions of his destiny
Standing in the lantern light,
If I start this small debate the centre of the universe is gone for sale
Standing in the lantern light, (I should)
He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool
Ah, come back to me
We think you are stupid
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
He'll be your taxloss lover and his name is Bert
Ah, come back to me
We think you are stupid
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
We think you are stupid
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
Ooh, oh yeah
Taxloss, mod rock, junk pop, chart hop
You're a child, you are weak
And if I ever lived/loved I wish I could be you
How can I expect you to believe
And if I ever lived I wish I could be you
I'm in a wide open space, I'm standing
I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
I'm on the top of a hill, I'm lonely
I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
Wide open space, I'm standing
I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter
Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him
Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
Lie while he's still alive
Dear Mavis, thought I'd follow up my letter
Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
Lie now that he has died
And we know him as our vicar and by night a part-time stripper
Should we lie now that he has died
You're the stranger in here, with your stanger face
I hope you've changed the way you feel
You're the outcast here, you're the native of a place
I hope you've changed the way you feel
You're so full of venom that you spit into you're own sweet face, oh
I hope you've changed the way you feel
Disgusting
She makes me bleed, oh yeah, she makes me cry
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
She makes me bleed, oh yeah, don't know her name
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
Oh yeah yeah yeah
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
To be twisted, to be naked
Tell me stick or twist, tell me which will it be
Where do we go, who do we trust, who do we see
It will sparkle, it is beauty
Tell me stick or twist, tell me which will it be
Where do we go, who do we trust, who do we see
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh where do we go, who do we trust, who do we see
You've got to gob on your desperate icon
You'll all come crashing in, your desperate icon
You've got to gob on your desperate icon
Am I a man, or am I a boy
Do I feel love, or just possession
Do I feel holy, or nothing at all
And you can't deny that your shit just tastes as sweet as mine, sweet Jesus
If my melody should fall, the tune is unimportant as I said before
Or should I say it was the words, I should
Mavis looking sexy in her dress, it shines
Hiding in the vestry she recites her lines
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I do
If my sentiments ring true, feel him in the mirror laughing back at you
For me to tell you how it seems, I would
Mavis looking sexy in her dress, it shines
Hiding in the vestry she recites her lines
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I do
So my melody should fall, the tune is unimportant as I said before
Or should I say it was the words, I should
Mavis looking sexy in her dress, it shines
Hiding in the vestry she recites her lines
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I do
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I miss you
I can't see you, I love you, I do
Taxloss lover if the truth be told
Taxloss lover still lives in the war
Taxloss lover touching 74
We want your money, taxloss
Ah, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
We'll sell you down the river
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
You're a taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
Your taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
Your taxloss lover's into kinky sex
Your taxloss lover wears a cracking dress
We want your money, taxloss
Ah, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
We'll sell you down the river
And just remember that we said we'd deliver you
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
You'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
We're a taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
We'll sell you down the river
Just remember that we said we'd deliver you
And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
A taxloss, come back to me
We want your money, taxloss
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Ooh, oh yeah
Mop top, swap shop, who'd you nick your cliche off
You are precious, you won't speak
If I ever loved/lived again I wish I could be you, yeah
You, yeah, I wanna be you, yeah
I wanna be you, yeah, I wanna be you
When I don't even believe in me
If I ever loved again I wish I could be you, yeah
You, yeah, I wanna be you, yeah
You, yeah, I wanna be you, yeah
You, yeah, I wanna be you, yeah
You, yeah, I wanna be you
I'm all alone and staring into space
It's always quiet thru' my ceiling
The roof comes in and crashes in a daze
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, I'm staring
There's something quite bizarre I cannot see
There's someone here to shout to miles away
I could be back in my house, for I care
They do not hear me, it's the same old case
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, I'm staring
There's something quite bizarre I cannot see
I'm all alone and staring into space
It's always quiet thru' my ceiling
The roof comes in and crashes in a daze
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, I'm staring
There's something quite bizarre I cannot see
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, I'm staring
There's something quite bizarre I cannot see
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
If you haven't then you know you really oughta
I was worried so I went to see the vicar
But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper
So I thought I'd write and ask your opinion
Should I grass on him, report him to the cardinal
Or wether I should egg him on to turn professional
If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser
But the only thing the stripper wears is plastic trousers
Mavis' opinion is all we should we...
Should we lie while he's still alive
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it
Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar
Very tragically his time on earth is ended
Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders
Dear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are
And I hope that they're not biased 'cos you are the vicar's daughter
Mavis' opinion is all we should we...
Should we lie now that he has died
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it
And the vicar got suspended in his stockings and suspenders
And he's making wine from water while he dresses like his daughter
And we know that he's a rip off 'cos we've seen him with his kit off
Should we lie now that he has died
'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it
You know that everyone can see it's false
Something's rotten with you, you show no regret
Like we all know that you're supposed to do
I hope you've changed the clothes you wear
I hope that you regret these things you said
I hope in time that things will change
I think you know that anyway
You've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You're disgusting
You know you've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You've been disgusting
You been and moved, excluded too
You create attention, when we were the same
There was a pressure that would force you to
I hope you've changed the clothes you wear
I hope that you regret these things you said
I hope in time that things will change
I think you know that anyway
You've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You're disgusting
You know you've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You are disgusting
I hope you've changed the clothes you wear
I hope that you regret those things you said
I hope in time that things will change
I think you know that anyway
You've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You're disgusting
You know you've been disgraceful, it's so regretful
You're disgusting
It's so disgraceful, you're disrespectful
You are disgusting, ooh
Yeah, oh
Disgusting
You were disgusting
You know you've been disgusting
You're so regretful
She makes me sneeze, oh yeah, she makes me sigh
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven, oh yeah
My only number must be, must be
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven
She makes me freeze, oh yeah, she's in my face
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven, oh yeah
Bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
My only number must be, must be
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
My only number must be, must be
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
Don't know her name, don't know what she's done
Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god I'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven
To be broken, to be free
I tell you stick or twist, tell me which do you see
Oh can't you see, oh oh yeah
Who wants to know, who do we tell, what will we see
Oh where do we go now, yeah, who do we see, yeah
It is broken, it is free
I tell you stick or twist, tell me which do you see
Oh can't you see, oh oh yeah
Oh who wants to know, who do we tell, what will we see
Oh where do we go now, yeah, who do we see, yeah
Oh who wants to know, who do we tell, what will we see
Oh where do we go now, yeah, who do we see, yeah