Tweets

This (thread) seems to be worth knowing. https://twitter.com/IamMrJ/status/987041433495404546 …

Kanye West’s twitter feed is like a coffee table book for millennials, who don’t own coffee tables because they all live in shared houses where the living room has been converted into a bedroom and the kitchen is a corridor with an oven.

Stewart Lee: Content Provider (@ Royal Festival Hall in London, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/8zc5ImypEr6  pic.twitter.com/HNhnXTQYTS

Go on, say “vinyls” with an S one more time! #RSD18 #thepluralofvinylisvinyl pic.twitter.com/XqrbrMe8BN

I'm at the back, centre-left (in the non- @Arsenal colours) cc @BoydHilton https://twitter.com/2012drummers/status/987292084100059136 …

Massive BBC sound effects library now available in WAV format for free download for personal, educational, research & non-commercial use, 16,000 clips: transport, nature sounds, "1 man constant walking up sharp incline of loose stone", etc http://bbcsfx.acropolis.org.uk/  pic.twitter.com/PIRV2bavUa

Wow. I guess it’s time we all stopped using @eventbrite. They claim the right to attend your event, film it, and own the copyright. https://www.eventbrite.com/support/articles/en_US/Troubleshooting/eventbrite-merchant-agreement?lg=en_US#8 …

In 2004 Theresa May said "I find it extraordinary that a Minister isn’t willing just to step up to the plate and take responsibility... I’m actually sick and tired of Government Ministers who simply blame other people when something goes wrong". I agree. pic.twitter.com/zv2Dlx6Q8B

The UK government refused to raid a company suspected of money laundering - which also avoids tax through its offshore network - citing its vast Tory donations. This is what they said when we put the story to them (it’s incredible). https://www.buzzfeed.com/heidiblake/uk-refused-to-raid-lycamobile-citing-its-tory-donations?utm_term=.pgA4xjagL … pic.twitter.com/tpDEbX070b

In the audience for @HorneSection's new Television Programme (@ The London @PalladiumLondon in Soho, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/9GkTxuPXKaA  pic.twitter.com/bWPhliutz9

Landlord: "Why is the rent late?" Us: "Oh soz, we needed to ship HTTP signatures to our API, then update our app to cryptographically sign payments with the Secure Enclave private key so we could remove our £1.00 payment limit" Landlord: "…" Us: "Give us 1 minute fam…" pic.twitter.com/zH4QXxOlC6

In the year prior to Theresa May calling the General Election Labour were ahead in YouGov's polls just once. Since the General Election they have been ahead on 22 separate occasions.

There is a White That Never Goes Out https://twitter.com/nme/status/986196003463335938 …

This year, the Tories haven't posted anything about registering to vote. They don’t want you to vote because they know they've failed you. This is your chance to send them a message on Thursday 3 May. Register to vote before tonight's 11.59pm deadline: https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote … pic.twitter.com/0gVONxdBR1

Excellent work pic.twitter.com/ivpF1CvJuN

If deportations were actually sending people ‘home’ why would they need a UK Government guide about what the place they are going to is like and how to fit in and ‘act Jamaican’? https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coming-home-to-jamaica-guide … pic.twitter.com/wTU58PXNEY

To be fair to the Prime Monster, she was hiding in plain view. pic.twitter.com/N6UHNVR0kJ

“Like that but cat” crying pic.twitter.com/fnRSXF2ZHf

7 simple steps to control your privacy: —Quit Facebook —Install an ad/tracker blocker —Destroy your smartphone —Paint your face before going outside —Write opt-out letters to each of the 4,000 data brokers —Avoid other humans (FB gets your data from them) —Move to a remote forest

All in the head (@ Cineworld for Ghost Stories in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/3ps1jKLDbTP