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Oops, that should have said @MatesJokesClub

Teched another of @KatiePritchardS' @MatesJokeClub, with @RociousPun on the bill (@ The @TaproomN1 in Islington, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/frclNNaMGIP  pic.twitter.com/QulJEwqOw3

Left: BBC version. Right: Leave manipulated version. Lesson: Farage agrees to BBC interview. Gets grilled but gets in his talking points. Shortly after his supporters are spreading cuts across social media with Leave instead of BBC bug and @AndrewMarr9 cropped from visual. watch. pic.twitter.com/OCp5TFZ7Dw

Watched @LongShotMovie #LongShot pic.twitter.com/ppHzSftbxC

...but it just might work (@ Cineworld in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/9OBlxaRr1RQ 

Teched a lovely @MusicalComedyUK best of show at the @UnderbellyFest, headlined by our 2010 winner, @Abandoman (at @SouthBankLondon in London, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/8C04PuzR0rM  pic.twitter.com/SAAh7LBMlY

I'm so unbelievably tired of the "we are 5th biggest economy" nonsense. There are 3 economic superpowers, USA, EU and China. They are 57% of global GDP UK is 2% Rolla Cola is the 5th biggest cola brand... it doesn't dictate terms to Coke and Pepsi.

There are many in our mentions who keep inferring that we are pro gender neutral bathrooms/ accept trans women in women's spaces and trans men in men's spaces, despite us never commenting on the subject. To clarify: we are. (1/8)

Today is #EuropeDay. A day when we celebrate our continent in all its richness and diversity And when we celebrate the European Union which is, at its heart, a project of peace and unity, as this simple graphic illustrates pic.twitter.com/WNV87GzTOz

Pizza divisions playing #NewYorkSlice (at @PepperSaint Ontiod in Crossharbour, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/4gTFhRKLhPb  pic.twitter.com/j9kecJfpIZ

This month's @DistractionClub headlined by @CarlySmallman (at @ThePhoenix_w1 in Oxford Circus, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/3PjJOWkciW8  pic.twitter.com/0OeC2ydvom

Retweet for a chance to win a Stan & Ollie movie download code, or - to enter the competition for an amazing stay at The Savoy Hotel - have a go at recreating Stan Laurel's hat trick: https://twitter.com/BritishComedy/status/1125725502554214405 …

Hey all the good men out there. We’re going to need your help with the cunts. We can’t do this by ourselves. If your friends joke about rape, call them out on it. Please. https://twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1125795916215136258 …

and @RussellKane at @TheAlbany, for @MikeLeighAssoc pic.twitter.com/j4FGxpajM4 – At The Albany

Looking after the tech for comedy show previews by @ComedyLeo... (@ Lowdown at the Albany in London, UK) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/aeGG6Sr04DK  pic.twitter.com/UAWKTHsqap

Old school #Catan (at @TheGeorgeE14 in Isle of Dogs, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/dIzNkirnShK  pic.twitter.com/TFCjYEpoQU

Brexit job losses so far: Total Jobs Lost: 224,585 Total Annual Wages Lost: £6,440,424,045 Reduction in Annual Income Tax & National Insurance Receipts £1,928,931,368.95 https://smallbusinessprices.co.uk/brexit-index/ 

Conduit Court (@ Floral Street in London, England w/ @kirth) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/ba9DkmK6hhE  pic.twitter.com/45ZxXXSytg

If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one https://twitter.com/Saronimo/status/1124945880858099712 …

Dominic Raab, the Kent MP who didn't realise that Dover was a major port, now 2nd favourite on Betfair to succeed TMay. Favourite remains the man who Tweeted he'd voted on Thursday when there were no elections in his area