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Or perhaps they didn't realize the point of Monopoly: when one player "wins", that means the economy has crashed because money stops moving.

I don't know about you, but if we have to have riots, I'd rather have the 'OMG they cancelled Brexit' riot than the 'There's nothing to eat' riot, the 'the banks have closed' root, the 'they abolished the NHS' riot and the 'they shot rioters' riot.

Watched @BurningMovieUS #Burning pic.twitter.com/RbkMP0kRoJ

Like it never existed (@ Cineworld in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/kGPtZH8cWWq 

Watched @CYEFM #CanYouEverForgiveMe pic.twitter.com/9yH5WcUVBc

Forging a friendship (@ Cineworld in West India Quay, Greater London w/ @thomasthis) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/jXQvA5lJjJM 

Watched @HTTYDragon #HowToTrainYourDragon The Hidden World pic.twitter.com/1vSo0mi1ZM

How To Drain A Franchise (@ Cineworld in West India Quay, Greater London w/ @thomasthis) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/7Ux7CkHAoZn 

Teched the fourth and final heat of this year's @MusicalComedyUK competition, headlined by @JazzEmu_ (at @ThePhoenix_w1 in Oxford Circus, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/aKnRiFr5bp0  pic.twitter.com/8mIOhPzB1p

This has been rattling around in my head for a couple of years. What do you think? pic.twitter.com/YWq0PsdOSi

New. "If referendum tomorrow 'Should UK remain member of EU or leave EU", how would you vote? Remain 55% (+4) Leave 45% (-4) @Survation Jan 30. Poll of Polls (average of all polls) now has: Remain 54% Leave 46% ht @whatukthinks pic.twitter.com/HdCUCEChVa

Good work, @1SeanMcKenzie

Watched @CuriousOnStage (@ Piccadilly Theatre for The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night-Time in Soho, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/17RTixZIO22  pic.twitter.com/8J0PeMBWwB

This week's cartoon from KAL pic.twitter.com/6MPohXKlbn

Cracking front page on this week’s @TheNewEuropean pic.twitter.com/kwwALm6tpK

A night at the races, playing the new version of #CamelUp (at @PepperSaint Ontiod in Crossharbour, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/eWEwdH8ADu2  pic.twitter.com/IY7hxB8Uil

Something incredible is happening on reddit. I'm tempted to say these people have way too much time, but this is legit amazing. #RecursionFTW pic.twitter.com/mr8jHjTbnV

Quick stats quiz Assume there is a 50:50 chance of any child being male or female. Now assume four generations, all other things being equal. What are the odds of a son being a son of a son of a son?

I'm teching the heats of this cool competition that I work on every year. These are by far the best vibes of any comedy competition around - the room is always packed and crowds are well up 4 it. You should go! https://twitter.com/musicalcomedyuk/status/1090270665301622784 … https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1090583106300637185 …

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