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“May your demo day be oversubscribed and everyone shows up” Ancient Chinese proverb/curse

the new TIME magazine cover is a photograph of 958 drones, and is also the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/gy6NbvGE0C

"A lot of beginners underappreciate the degree to which googling things is part of a programmer’s job" @steveklabnik pic.twitter.com/xaK73EF2iZ

My new favorite thing is Mick Jagger leaving dorky dad comments on his teenage son's Instagram posts. pic.twitter.com/DFEmgwxKp4

After last week’s GDPR deep cleanse @ItsUnknownUK are re- building their mailing list & offering up a to any show of YOUR choice... Email billy@itsunknown.co.uk Please Tag & Share if you care - with your mates pic.twitter.com/C0chO8I9Ya

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Here’s what happened when we went to a gourmet food festival disguised as #GregoryAndGregory pic.twitter.com/zuEA3mocwQ

Roseanne, Cosby, Trump... it’s like the 80’s mutated into our worst nightmares.

This wasn't censorship. This was business. She hasn't been prosecuted. She hasn't been silenced. She can carry on saying what she wants. It's just that her employers have decided they don't want to employ her any more. This is freedom. https://twitter.com/stringsNthings7/status/1001539790460932098 …

Things I want in an airport: - gym - greenery/outdoors - quiet areas - basic clothing vending machines - fruit/anything fresh - power outlets - pharmacy Things airports think ppl want: - duty free maze - luggage shops (?!!!) - random high street assortment - watches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good migrant, bad migrant? pic.twitter.com/SDGxx0BTrt

“What is your greatest weakness?” “Answering the semantics of a question while ignoring the pragmatics provided by context.” “Interesting. Could you give me an example?” “Yes.”

Escaping reality (@ Cineworld for The Breadwinner in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/8QEv53IJ7lD 

Jacob has been priced out of Mayfair. It really is time to do something about the housing crisis. https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1000726894248169472 …

Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to my dog.

Wow amazing capture of #Lightning hitting The #Shard in London literally minutes ago... thanks to @mattsmithetc for this amazing capture... #severeweather #extremeweather #StormHour pic.twitter.com/FkHaWvd7iK

This leaves Northern Ireland a complete outlier, with no same-sex marriage and a near-total abortion ban. Women prosecuted for procuring abortion pills in 2017 and 2016. Women with fatal foetal abnormality diagnoses travelling to Britain. It's unsustainable.

Plus @LucyPearman as a latino bunch of grapes, and of course @JodyKamali's host Fernando who played human GDPR Pacman with some audience members and introduced us to his young protégé pic.twitter.com/rZZQuTCCsr – At St Georges Church Hall

Also on the bill @BeckenhamComedy Cabaret tonight were @OFalafel (and his Band Aid studio group) and @RossSmithHaha pic.twitter.com/wIJRrNzSKp – At St Georges Church Hall

Teching @JodyKamali's @BeckenhamComedy Cabaret, headlined by @MiloComedy's Troy Hawke (@ St. George's Church Hall) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/g2NChNedZzs  pic.twitter.com/IcRZxj5uP8

Funny how she preferred the truth to the false claim. I certainly wouldn't... https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/999641632889765888 …