Tweets

This month's @DistractionClub, headlined by @VikkiStone (at @ThePhoenix_w1 in Oxford Circus, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/gSDyahlJStY  pic.twitter.com/D8PrAPDpk6

New Tory slogan: Injustices. #CPC18 pic.twitter.com/nneekuqCve

Please RT if you are a man who has never been in a bar fight. https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1047159381064929280 …

I’ve watched this a 100 times, and pretty sure I’ll watch it a 100 more. @yoda @darth @ashleymayer @aprilolanoff pic.twitter.com/WjycYm7Dtd

Tuned into "CMCC Contemporary Musical Comedy Chart - October 2018" by @OnTheMicUK at https://www.mixcloud.com/OntheMic/cmcc-contemporary-musical-comedy-chart-october-2018/ … #nowplaying

"Blockchain may resolve Irish border Brexit problem: Hammond" https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-hammond-border/blockchain-may-resolve-irish-border-brexit-problem-hammond-idUSKCN1MB3FM … < oh bloody hell. Unicorns and cryptofairies. Next: Hammond launches a currency called Twatcoin.

Just loved "CMCC Contemporary Musical Comedy Chart - October 2018" by @OnTheMicUK on @mixcloud https://www.mixcloud.com/OntheMic/cmcc-contemporary-musical-comedy-chart-october-2018/ …

Brilliant new animation from @HateCrime_Leics, designed to raise awareness of hate crime and sexual harassment within higher education https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GByNNcJsXuk …

Theresa May announces an end to low-skilled migration for jobs that pay less than £50k a year. Great news! Except for pubs, restaurants, cafes, factories, shops, petrol stations, train stations, farms, construction, hospitals, refuse collection

Govt: After Brexit we won’t let unskilled migrants in. Only those we need for skilled jobs. Leavers: Yes! At last! Govt: So the skilled migrants can do the higher paid jobs and British people can now do the low paid, low-skilled stuff. Leavers: Huzzah! Wait, what?

We must be the only country in the world where actively seeking to reserve low skilled (and therefore poorly paid) work for our own citizens while encouraging highly skilled roles to be filled by immigration is seen as a vote winner https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-45714413 … 1/n

MR. BOTTLE-OPENER RIDES A ROLLERCOASTER pic.twitter.com/5i5TOcH3kk

Incoming Calls https://xkcd.com/2053/  https://m.xkcd.com/2053/  pic.twitter.com/bXGSY42Ppz

Eight years into austerity and as it closes off young people's chance to live, love and work in the EU, has there ever been a worse time for the Conservative Party to use "Opportunity" as its slogan?

This exchange between @AndrewMarr9 and @theresa_may needs reading (via @MarrShow, @MichaelPDeacon) pic.twitter.com/oIa9H2rWRZ

Empathy pic.twitter.com/g3UyWNxn4Z

Excellent pun work @BockettsFarm today. (FAO @bechillcomedian ) pic.twitter.com/NwhwLA8f2J

Here are some of the key attractions already booked for Theresa May’s Festival of Brexit. #marr pic.twitter.com/ORXQtUBaND

Not a tweet to 'like' but one to remember and ponder. No permanent snow left in Britain, first time in 300 years of reliable records. https://twitter.com/theiaincameron/status/1046083466947952640 …

Watched #TheWife pic.twitter.com/24uLzneAMC