Online activity

Escaping reality (@ Cineworld for The Breadwinner in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/8QEv53IJ7lD 

Jacob has been priced out of Mayfair. It really is time to do something about the housing crisis. https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1000726894248169472 …

Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to my dog.

Wow amazing capture of #Lightning hitting The #Shard in London literally minutes ago... thanks to @mattsmithetc for this amazing capture... #severeweather #extremeweather #StormHour pic.twitter.com/FkHaWvd7iK

This leaves Northern Ireland a complete outlier, with no same-sex marriage and a near-total abortion ban. Women prosecuted for procuring abortion pills in 2017 and 2016. Women with fatal foetal abnormality diagnoses travelling to Britain. It's unsustainable.

Plus @LucyPearman as a latino bunch of grapes, and of course @JodyKamali's host Fernando who played human GDPR Pacman with some audience members and introduced us to his young protégé pic.twitter.com/rZZQuTCCsr – At St Georges Church Hall

Also on the bill @BeckenhamComedy Cabaret tonight were @OFalafel (and his Band Aid studio group) and @RossSmithHaha pic.twitter.com/wIJRrNzSKp – At St Georges Church Hall

Teching @JodyKamali's @BeckenhamComedy Cabaret, headlined by @MiloComedy's Troy Hawke (@ St. George's Church Hall) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/g2NChNedZzs  pic.twitter.com/IcRZxj5uP8

Funny how she preferred the truth to the false claim. I certainly wouldn't... https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/999641632889765888 …

Want to see what your Twitter timeline would've looked like 10 years ago today, if you followed all the same people you do now? https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=filter%3Afollows%20until%3A2008-05-25%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typd …

Lucky man (@ Cineworld for Solo: A Star Wars Story in West India Quay, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/9nyHYFHmgL3 

This is a BRILLIANT idea. @luciecave has got an excellent plan to make it all easier for us when we're suffering from poor mental health at work. LOOK. SIGN. http://www.wheresyourheadat.org/ 

Scientific data reinforces the bleeding obvious: by mixing more there’ll be less chance of us being racist bellends. https://twitter.com/maxcroser/status/996849558113193984 …

Myself @sharonhorgan & @Andrew_Nolan have made this VIDEO with the help of our CLOWN PALS. We hope to make you LAUGH. PLEASE WATCH! SHARE! #repealthe8th @GrainneMaguire @BigBoyler @hotpatooties @Jarlath @Glinner @jimmycarr @Roisinconaty @Kathbum @MrEdByrne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAGmrgIWUTw&feature=youtu.be …

My first of many @LartyMcParty's Boogie Knights experiences (@ Paper Dress Vintage - @paperdressed in London, Greater London) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/kdbuIdFLGQm  pic.twitter.com/oS4O0CUAYk

Matthew Parris absolutely skewering a clueless government on their approach to Brexit. pic.twitter.com/oBtptXoPsk

Realities of romance (@ Cineworld for On Chesil Beach in West India Quay, Greater London w/ @thomasthis) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/h8oBgbpKcHc 

Jokes over tropes (@ Cineworld for Deadpool 2 in West India Quay, Greater London w/ @thomasthis) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/9hhmrpBgy9z 

Dear magazine editors, airbrushers, designers, Hollywood execs, celebrities who use their profiles irresponsibly to pedal the idea that being thin is the most important thing in the world.... what are you doing to our girls? thank you @lauraleeds94 for being brave and open. https://twitter.com/lauraleeds94/status/998264116325376002 …

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679